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But At Least the Pizza Arrived Piping Hot

Bozo criminal for today took advantage of one weakness that we all have…fresh, hot pizza. Bozo Thomas Rucker is a member of a local volunteer rescue squad, a group that assists citizens with high water and road rescue operations. He also is a pizza deliveryman for Pizza Hut. So, he decided to combine the two to increase his pizza delivery efficiency, by using the rescue squad emergency lights on his car when he was delivering pizza. Not a good idea. The cops spotted him while he was making a delivery using the lights and charged him with unlawful use of an emergency signal and reckless driving. He’s busted!

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