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Send It To the Depths

We try to remain impartial here on the Bozo Criminal Report, but today we make an exception. Our bozo for today deserves the most severe punishment possible. From the International File in Strood, England, comes the story of bozo Gareth Doosey. The police were called to his residence after numerous complaints of disturbing the peace were received from his neighbors. Upon arrival, the cops explained his offense and confiscated his 3D TV and his speakers. And what exactly was the grievous crime? It seems our bozo liked to play Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” at maximum volume, over and over. Case closed. The cops say he can get his stuff back if there are no further complains after 28 days.

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  • Mike Sheffield says:

    I agree with you completely on the punishment. I lived in an apartment once where one of the residents kept playing “My Sharona” repeatedly. Throw the book at them.

    May 1, 2014 at 2:42 pm

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