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Guess His “Wife Beater” Was Dirty

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 110007: Sometimes it’s best to just wear a plain t-shirt.
From Corvallis, Oregon, comes the story of Bozo Ross Martin who went to a party with his girlfriend and got upset when she told him he was too drunk to drive home and grabbed the keys. When they got home, the fight escalated as he slapped her and grabbed the keys before driving away. She called the cops after observing him drive on the sidewalk, hit a parked car, and proceed on in the wrong lane. It was after the cops caught up with him that they noticed his rather prophetic t-shirt, which read “Drunk as S**t”. He’s been charged with DUI, reckless endangerment, harassment and strangulation.

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