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Maybe It’s Some Sort of New Diet Plan

Bozo criminal for today from Newington, Connecticut proves that some people will do just about anything to get a banana. Store surveillance footage shows our bozo drive his Ford Freestyle up to the front door of a convenience store and repeatedly ram the doors until he was able to crash through. He then got out, picked up a single banana, ate it, and drove away. Police say nothing else was taken. They’re looking for a car with damage to the rear bumper and a driver with bananas on his breath.

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  • barb goldstein` says:

    well, i’ll be a monkey’s uncle…..

    March 18, 2014 at 1:01 pm

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