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Bozo criminal for today comes from Lakewood, Colorado, where bozo Brandon Curtis went on a bit of a robbery spree, burglarizing 15 homes. Looks like he won’t be getting to enjoy the fruits of his labors, however, as he’s now in the County Jail. And how did the cops make such a quick arrest? It seems our bozo was on probation for a previous burglary charge. And one of the conditions of his arrest was that he wear a GPS monitoring ankle bracelet. Oops. The cops say the ankle monitor was present at every one of our bozo’s 15 burglaries. He’s busted!

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