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He Should Have Taken the Bus

Bozo criminal for today comes from Bedford, New Hampshire, where bozo Byron Wilson is accused of robbing a taxi driver, getting away with cash and a cellphone. So far, so good. Now, how to make a clean getaway. Hmmmm….Call a cab of course! When the taxi company received a call for a cab from a male voice, at the same location where the other cab had been robbed, they quickly decided to call the cops. Instead of the regular driver, a cop was behind the wheel of the cab when it arrived. He’s busted!

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