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His Favorite Song is Truckin’

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Christian O’Brien for sending in today’s report from Port Chester, New York. Police were called to the scene of an accident where a someone in a pickup had apparently struck another car as it attempted a left turn. The cops were surprised when they discovered there was no one behind the wheel of the truck. Upon further investigation, they noticed a rather lumpy sleeping bag in the bed of the pickup. And inside, our bozo. When asked for his drivers license, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a ticket to a concert by a member of the Grateful Dead that he had attended earlier in the evening. He’s been charged with DWI.

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