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Totally Underwater

Bozo criminals for today come from Wichita, Kansas, where an unidentified man had driven in from Idaho planning to take scuba diving lessons at the local Adventure Sports. He pulled into town and parked his trailer at the Hampton Inn. And that’s when our bozo thieves struck. They broke into the trailer and stole all his scuba stuff, about $10,000 worth. Undeterred, the man headed down to Adventure Sports the next day to take one of the classes, and while he was there he told the store manager what had happened. You can probably guess what’s coming next. Our bozo thieves, not really knowing what they had, called the store and asked the manager if he bought used scuba equipment. Sure, tha manager said, come on down. The manager called the cops who were there waiting when our bozos arrived. They’re busted!

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