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Another Reason To Remember What Mom Told You

Bozo criminal for today from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma obviously never learned one of the basic rules of kindergarten: Flush! Bozo Charles Watson broke into a home, and, while ransacking the place, felt the call of nature. He used the homeowner’s toilet and then went back to work gathering up items to steal. Only one thing kept him from making a clean getaway. He forgot to flush. Police officers had the unpleasant job of collecting DNA off of what he left behind, and sure enough they came up with a match. He’s busted!

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