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Definitely Not a Happy Meal

Bozo criminal for today comes from Brunswick, Ohio, where cops responding to a report of reckless driving spotted bozo Randal Means leaving the local McDonalds at around 1 AM. Instead of pulling over, our bozo led the cops on a short chase before eventually stopping the car. This in itself does not merit inclusion in the Bozo Criminal Report. It was his reason for not pulling over immediately that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told the cops he knew he was drunk and just wanted to finish his Big Mac before he was placed under arrest. Hope it was delicious. He’s been charged with drunk driving and fleeing an officer.

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  • Deb says:

    A Bozo Criminal Alert…see the Milwaukee, WI news for 9-17-13. A naked burglary suspect was found stuck in the air vent at a Milwaukee veternarian clinic attempting to break in to steal drugs.

    October 10, 2013 at 2:07 pm
    • dave says:

      Sounds like a Bozo animal lover (or maybe not).
      Thanks, Deb!

      October 11, 2013 at 11:48 am
  • Joe Miller says:

    The last sentence in the Definitely Not a Happy Meal entry has a glaring grammar error:
    “He’s been charged with drunk driving and fleeing and officer.”
    I believe it should be “drunk driving and fleeing an officer” instead.

    October 11, 2013 at 2:34 am
    • dave says:

      Good eye! Fixed now!

      October 11, 2013 at 11:47 am

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