There are so many things wrong with what happened in this story from Owasso, Oklahoma that we almost don’t know where to begin. Let’s start with bozo Troy Renfro who stole a computer from a church. And not just any church, it was the one he attended. Bad. His reason for stealing the compluter? So that he could surf the internet for porn sites. Even worse. A small problem, the church computers had a program called Covenant Eyes that tracked the sites that were visited on the computer. Since our bozo didn’t want to be tracked, he called Covenant Eyes and asked them how to remove the monitoring software. Really, really bad idea. The company contacted the cops who used phone call records to track down and bust our bozo.