Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Gregory Peet for sending in today’s report from Kalamazoo, Michigan. It would seem that we need to add a new Bozo Rule for this one: Kick the habit before breaking in. Residents thought someone might be breaking into their house when they heard noises coming from downstairs late one night. Their fears were confirmed when they smelled cigarette smoke. Since nobody in the house was a smoker, they immediately called the cops. Our chain smoking bozo thief was immediately apprehended.