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Here’s One Couple That Should Have Eloped

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Liverpool, England, where police rushed to St. George’s Hall after a bomb threat was called in. After arriving and finding no bomb, the cops began their investigation. They noticed that a bride had arrived at the venue for her wedding, but the cops could not find any record of a wedding being scheduled for that day. Hmmmm… Upon questioning the groom, they quickly got their answer. It seems bozo groom Neil McIntyre had panicked when the big day arrived and he realized he had not booked St. George’s for the wedding. So, he did what any bozo would do. He called in a bomb threat to cover his mistake. Bad idea. No word on whether the wedding will still be on after he is released from jail.

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