Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from Fort Smith, Arkansas, where police were called to a report of a burglary at a local business. Don’t know exactly what happened, but it would seem that sometime during the burglary, our bozo noticed his cell phone was almost dead. So, he did the most logical thing…he plugged the phone into an outlet and went back to burglarizing. Sadly for him, he got so wrapped up in his work that when it came time to leave with his loot he left his cell phone, still plugged in, behind. The cops took a look at our bozo’s personal facebook page on the phone and were able to determine that he was living at a campground nearby. A visit to the campground turned up several items stolen from the business. He’s busted!