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Bozo criminal for today comes from Waterford, Michigan, where the cops rang the doorbell of bozo Mark Rowley with the intention of arresting him on a felony probabation violation. While his father discussed the matter with the cops, our bozo fled out the back door. So far, so good. It was his poor choice of a getaway vehicle that ultimately led to his demise. He ran to a nearby lake where he spotted a neighbor’s paddleboat and, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, decided to use it to make his escape. Don’t know if there was a problem with the boat or simple operator error, but the paddle boat began taking on water and sank, leaving our bozo no option but to swim back to shore where he was quickly placed under arrest.

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