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How Does This Color Go With My Eyes?

Getting caught red-handed is so yesterday. Today the way to go is “green-faced”, especially if you’re a bozo. From the International File in London, England, comes the story of bozo Yafet Askale, who was charged with breaking into a vehicle. Thinking they had no evidence against him, our bozo denied the charges. It was then that the cops revealed their high-tech plan for foiling bozo thieves. They shined an ultraviolet light in our bozos face and he glowed as green as the Grinch at Christmas. The British cops had set the car up with a dye-trap. When our bozo attempted to break-in, he was sprayed with a light mist that doesn’t show in normal light but glows emerald green under ultraviolet. He’s busted!

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