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Probably She Should Have Just Taken the Bus

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report from Buffalo, New York, where the police now have new license plate readers. They pulled over our unidentified bozo after they noticed the plates did not match the car the had in their records. Our bozo explained to the cops that she had borrowered the plates from a friend because her insurance had expired. What she failed to check was whether the plates she borrowed were any good. They weren’t. They were suspended, and, of course, what she did isn’t legal anyway. She’s been charged with two counts of driving with an expired registration, switching license plates and no insurance.

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