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Maybe He Should Have Gone As the Invisible Man Instead

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 277623: Make sure your disguise can be easily removed for your getaway. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Jonathan Hall who thought it would be a good idea to rob a convenience store while disguised as Spider Man. It wasn’t. He entered the store shortly after 1 AM dressed head to toe in full Spidey gear. His question for the cashier, “How much money you got?” received no reply as the clerk reached under the counter and pulled out a taser which sent Spider Man running. The clerk called the cops who quickly found our bozo, still in full costume, running down the street. He’s busted!

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