Bozo criminal for today comes from San Francisco, California, where bozo Charles Carpenter attempted to break into an ATM using a crowbar. He succeeded in doing nothing but setting off the alarm. Our bozo developed a plan for escape which seemed like a good idea at the time. He quickly climbed up onto to the roof and was going to flee by jumping from one building to another. Which might work…unless you weigh 230 pounds, which our bozo did. The cops were watching from the ground as our bozo jumped from the bank building to a nearby apartment building and immediately went crashing through the roof into an apartment below. He was not seriously injured in the fall and was placed under arrest.