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Bozo criminal for today comes from Wimauma, Florida, where Bozo Mark Cortez was packing heat, a 22 caliber pistol, but he apparently didn’t pack it very securely. As he was walking down the street, the gun fell out of his pocket and hit the ground. Upon striking Mother Earth, the gun discharged and shot our bozo, not in the foot, but in the leg. When he went to a local hospital for treatment, he was uncooperative with the cops investigating the incident, and for good reason. He is a convicted felon and it’s unlawful for him to be in possession of a firearm. Oops. Upon release from the hospital, he was charged with being a felon in possession, carrying a concealed firearm without a license and destroying physical evidence.

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  • barb g says:

    and being a bozo. sigh.

    September 18, 2013 at 2:03 pm

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