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Time To Take Out the Garbage

Bozo criminal for today comes from Syracuse, New York, where bozo Robin Grier robbed a bank and was on the run from the cops when he took refuge in an apartment building. Our bozo made his way the the 21st floor, but it seemed the cops were still hot on his trail. He then spotted what looked like the perfect escape route…the garbage chute. Unfortunately he didn’t take into account that the chute from the 21st floor was a nonstop trip straight to the basement. After a quick trip down he landed on a huge pile of garbage, which cushioned his fall. Police say he’ll be charged with robbery once he’s released from the hospital.

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