Bozo criminals for today come from Pensacola, Florida, where our two bozos were awaiting trial in a local courtroom on charges of home invasion and armed robbery when one of the deputies noticed something strange going on. Our two bozos were passing a note back and forth between each other. The deputy intercepted the note and couldn’t believe what it was about. The two bozos were “getting their stories straight” on what to say to the judge. Bad idea. After the note was confiscated, our bozos chose a smarter plan of action. They plead guilty to all charges.