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The President of What Is Going To Be Where?

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Christian O’Brien for sending in today’s report from Syracuse, New York. It seems our bozos for today violated Bozo Rule Number 23114: Keeping up with the daily news is always a good idea. The two juvenile bozos mugged a man on the street, stealing his iPod and headphones. They then made what they thought was a clean getaway, heading toward nearby Henninger High School on foot. Which would have been OK, except for one small detail. President Obama was scheduled to speak there in four hours. Not surprisingly, the area was crawling with cops who were alerted to be on the lookout for our bozos. They’re under arrest.

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