Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dave Benoit for sending in today’s report from Worcester, Massachusetts. Our bozo’s first mistake was going for a ride in his pickup after imbibing a few adult beverages. Mistake number two was thinking that at 1:18 am it would be OK to run a red light. Mistake number three was being unable to avoid an accident with another car at the intersection, which led to big mistake number four. Our bozo was traveling about 50 MPH when he ran the red light and lost control when swerving to avoid another car at the intersection. His truck slid on its side for about 100 feet before the big no-no happened. He crashed into the other vehicle, with his truck ending up on top of the second car. And this other vehicle just happened to be…a police cruiser. Fortunately, no one was injured in the melee but our bozo was charged with DUI,reckless endangerment,running a red light and speeding.