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He Should Have Googled That Question

Bozo criminal for today comes from DeLeon Springs, Florida, where bozo Raymond Carter took a large load of copper to a local scrap yard and, as he was trying to sell it, asked workers there if stealing and selling copper was a misdemeanor or felony. Workers got his name and address and when our bozo left the cops were contacted. After doing some investigating the cops found that our bozo’s employer, an electrical business, was missing 1,911 pounds of copper. Oops. He’s been arrested on charges of dealing in stolen property.

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  • barb g says:

    yeah. he can plead – ignoramous. BOZO.

    August 26, 2013 at 1:31 pm
  • dawn says:

    Duh! I heard about another example of bozoness happening that could go in the ultra duh file just like this one. A guy stole the copper wireing for the tramsmitter for the radio station k 99.1 FM. and he left the station logo on it!

    August 31, 2013 at 7:39 am

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