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I’d Like To File a Complaint…The Cops Stole My Car

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report from Williston, North Dakota. It seems 19-year-old Caleb Stone repeatedly rammed his vehicle into the doors of a motorcycle shop in an unsuccessful attempt to break in. A witness called the cops, which led to a brief chase, ending with our bozo abandoning the car and fleeing on foot. Initially it looked like our bozo had made a clean getaway, but, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, he decided to head down to the police department the next morning to report the vehicle as stolen. He’s been charged with attempted burglary, criminal mischief, fleeing or attempting to elude police, filing a false report to law enforcement and carrying a concealed weapon in a vehicle.

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