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One More Who Won’t Be Reproducing

Our bozo criminal for today certainly got what was coming to him, and the odd thing about it is, he was his own victim. From Norfolk, Virginia, comes the story of our unidentified bozo who went speeding through a residential neighborhood. Homeowners who were outside waved and yelled at the guy, telling him to slow down, there were children playing. This didn’t sit well with our bozo who made a quick u-turn and pulled over. Looking for a confrontation, he got out of the car and reached into his pants to pull out a gun. But before he could remove the weapon, it went off, shooing him in the privates. After being taken to the hospital he was placed under arrest.

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  • barb g says:

    almost a darwin!!!

    August 8, 2013 at 1:12 pm
  • Randy S says:

    Bet he aint got the balls to try that again!

    August 8, 2013 at 6:10 pm

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