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Dat’s a Happy Puddy Tat

We’ve had several cases of bozo criminals being betrayed by man’s best friend, but this is the first known instance of his faithful feline companion ratting him out to the cops. From the International File in Villorba, Italy, comes the story of an unidentified bozo whose home was being searched by the cops after being tipped off that cocaine was being sold out of the residence. The search was going nowhere until one of the cops noticed the man’s cat repeatedly licking the floor. Upon further investigation, it was discovered kitty had a taste for cocaine and was trying to lick traces of the drug off the floor. The cops found nearly 9 ounces of cocaine hidden in the apartment and our bozo was placed under arrest. No word on whether Sylvester was sent to rehab.

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  • dawn says:

    Maybe he thought it was catnip. Cats act like they are on cocaine when you give them that stuff. I had a cat once and he loved catnip so much that he would roll in the basket that it was growing in after ee got done eating some of it!

    July 19, 2013 at 11:36 pm

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