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Honest, I Thought There Was Sunscreen In the Box

Bozo criminal for today violated seldom implemented Bozo Rule Number 98456: Don’t walk around naked while carrying a box full of illegal drugs. From the International File in Olso, Norway, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who was spotted by the cops walking around naked on a public street and carrying a large box. Upon questioning, it was discovered that the box was filled with drugs, believed by the cops to be amphetamine. He’s been charged with indecent exposure and possession of illicit drugs.

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