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He Should Have Called His Lawyer Instead

Bozo criminal for today comes from New Port Richey, Florida, where bozo Richard Olsen was checking out the sheriff’s office Facebook page when he noticed something interesting. He was listed on the page as the “Fugitive of the Day” and he decided to take matters into his own hands. He posted that he was in the hospital at the time of the alleged robbery and was framed by a “crack head.” The cops quickly posted a reply, offering to discuss the warrant with him and giving him a number to call. Instead of calling, our bozo kept posting to the Facebook page, defending his innocence. Probably not the best idea. After giving him a reasonable time to call, the cops staked out his apartment and placed him under arrest.

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