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Bozo criminal for today comes from Solon, Ohio, where bozo Chuck Medina locked his keys inside his car. Not knowing what else to do, he dialed 911 and asked the dispatcher to send someone to help. Since it was a slow night, an officer was sent over, but it probably wasn’t the sort of help our bozo was expecting. After the cop got the door open, he was met with the overwhelming odor of fresh marijuana coming from inside the car. Upon further investigation, 37 packets of pot and $426 in cash were found inside our bozo’s car. He’s been charged with felony drug possession.

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