Bozo criminal for today comes from West Haven, Connecticut, where our unidentified bozo hooker was being harassed by her pimp, so she decided to do the right thing and turn him in to the cops, which she did by dialing 911. When the police officers arrived they found her to be “busy”. She told the police, “I thought it would take a while for them to show up, so I figured I would turn a trick” while waiting. Bad idea. She’s been charged with prostitution.