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No Place To Run To, No Place To Hide

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from Clayton, Missouri, where police pulled over bozo Joseph Moore for a traffic violation. When the officer asked our bozo to step out of his vehicle, he instead took off running, down an alley and then entering a nearby building. Once inside, he ran through a set of double-doors and down a hallway that dead ended in front of an office. Our bozo dropped to the floor and curled up into a ball. All in all, a bad situation, made worse by the fact that the building he entered was the St. Louis County police headquarters. And that office that the hallway dead-ended in front of? That was the Police Department Intelligence Unit. Not much intelligence on our bozo’s part. He’s busted!

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  • barb g says:

    made me laugh out loud. what a dope!

    May 30, 2013 at 8:02 pm
  • dawn says:

    He got way more than what he bargained for. I wouldn’t be suprised if he tried to bribe the officers rho found him.

    June 1, 2013 at 7:31 am

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