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For Lack of a Bottle of Pepto…

Bozo criminal for today comes from Port St. Lucie, Florida, where bozo Carlos Barrera was involved in a minor accident. He fled the scene and when he was questioned later by the cops he came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He told the police he had eaten some bad Chinese food and was experiencing extreme gastrointestinal distress at the time, leaving him no option but to flee the scene in search of the nearest restroom. The police were unsympathetic and placed him under arrest for driving without a license.

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  • dawn says:

    I’ve heard of a few cases like this.
    One time I read about a guy who ran a red light and he kept telling the officer `But officer I’ve gotta go.` and the officer said `Yah buddy I know you’ve gotta go but where do you have to go?` and the guy says `I have diraria I can’t hold it any more.` and he had a hand on his stomach while he was saying this. The officer gave him the ticket and sd `The restroom is across the street hava a good day.` I kind of felt bad for the guy.

    June 1, 2013 at 7:38 am

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