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Assault With a Smelly Weapon

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from Immokalee, Florida. It seems bozo Ann Barker got into an argument with her bozo boyfriend Willie Blake over personal finances. The argument escalated until finally bozo Willie brought out his secret weapon…the fart attack. Bozo Ann says Willie walked past her and literally farted in her face. Understandably, she was upset and she retaliated with a kitchen knife, throwing it at Willie, striking him in the abdomen. Police were called and bozo Ann was charged with assault. At this point no charges have been filed against the alleged farter.

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  • Mark Garstin says:

    Dave, should today’s bozo be charged with “Assault and Flattery”?

    Yes, I have escaped the asylum again.


    Mark Garstin
    Anmore, BC, Canada

    May 15, 2013 at 2:22 pm
    • dave says:

      Glad to hear you’re on the loose again!

      May 16, 2013 at 6:42 pm
  • barb g says:

    i’m howling. think bean scene from blazing saddles.

    May 16, 2013 at 3:05 pm
    • dave says:


      May 16, 2013 at 6:43 pm
  • dawn says:

    Th was too much! I think he may have 2en saving the stink bomb for that. I can not stop laughing!

    June 1, 2013 at 7:28 am

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