He Didn’t Ask For Twinkies, Too?

Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Petersburg, Florida, where bozo Jarvis Sanders was placed under arrest by the cops for what has to be our most extreme example of 911 abuse ever. He called the emergency number 80 times not for help, but to request “Kool-Aid, burgers, and weed” be brought to his home. When the cops arrived they told him they were fresh out of all three items and placed him under arrest.