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Well,It Does Only Come Once a Year

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report. From Wentzville, Missouri, comes the story of our teenage bozo who led the cops on a lengthy, dangerous chase after an officer noticed him driving erratically. It was after he was finally apprehended using stop sticks that he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He said he was in a hurry and didn’t want to stop out of fear that he would go to jail and miss his prom, which was scheduled for the next night.

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