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He Was Either a Thief or a Mexican Wrestler

Bozo criminal for today comes from Spring Hill, Florida, where bozo Phillip Starkey donned a ski mask, walked into a pizza shop, flashed a knife and demanded money. The clerk wasn’t having any of it and told him to scram, which he did, quickly removing his mask in the parking lot. Not the best idea. A bystander who saw him walking out of the store and removing his mask decided to follow him in his car, all the while dialing 911. The cops arrived a short time later and found our bozo in possession of the knife and the ski mask. He’s busted!

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