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Celebrate With That Drink After You Get Home

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Palma, Spain, where our unidentified bozo broke into a bar. Like a kid in a candy store, he just couldn’t resist partaking in what he found there. As you might expect, he also didn’t know when to say when. And before you could say Jack Daniels, he was quite drunk. Conveniently, there was a couch where he could lay down for a quick nap. Unfortunately, that nap turned into a Rip Van Winkle snooze. He was still sleeping it off when the cops arrived. He’s busted!

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