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Someone’s “Daffy” and It’s Not Necessarily the Duck

Bozo criminal for today comes from Honolulu, Hawaii, where an unidentified bozo was scheduled to go to the courthouse to meet with his probation officer. We can only assume he brought along items he thought were essential…two 40-ounce bottles of beer and a duck. Security discovered the cargo and when he refused to hand over the bag, he was placed under arrest. The duck was taken to a safe house.

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  • barb g says:

    why a duck?
    (for marx bros fans)

    April 18, 2013 at 10:41 pm

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