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A Peep Show No One Would Want To See

Bozo criminal for today comes from Davenport, Iowa, where 325 pound, five foot eleven bozo Jose Perez broke into a lingerie store. And, no, it wasn’t to steal something for his girlfriend. This trip was purely personal. He grabbed several lacy items and then went into the manager’s office, stripped naked and tried them on. He was obviously enjoying himself, spending two hours wandering around the store, trying on various items and playing with “toys.” Unfortunately, one other thing was obvious on the video surveillance camera. The tattoo of his name on his back in big, bold letters. He’s busted!

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  • Githy says:

    Would being on the jury for that trial be “cruel and unusual” punishment?

    February 28, 2013 at 2:46 pm
    • dave says:

      Absolutely!!!

      March 1, 2013 at 1:33 pm

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