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Key Leads To Lockup

Bozo criminals for today come from Chalmette, Louisiana, where bozos Robert Cain and Jaime Sowell burglarized a bar, getting away with several cartons of cigarettes. Police officers who were investigating found something unusual that our bozos left behind. An apartment key. Yep, they left behind the key to their own apartment. Officers were able to develop information that pointed to our bozos as suspects and when the key fit the lock to their apartment, they were busted!

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  • Pete Carran says:

    HERE’S A CONTRIBUTION FROM AN ARREST IN KETCHIKAN, ALASKA ON SATURDAY, MARCH 16TH

    A Ketchikan, Alaska, woman unwittingly turned herself into the Alaska State Trooper post in Ketchikan Saturday.

    Samantha Fawcett, 24, went there to obtain a criminal background check.

    The check revealed an outstanding $100 arrest warrant.

    Fawcett was arrested on the spot and jailed at the Ketchikan Correctional Center without incident, according to a Trooper dispatch issued Sunday.

    March 18, 2013 at 3:23 pm
    • dave says:

      Thanks for a great one, Pete!

      March 19, 2013 at 12:22 pm

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