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The Boss of What, Exactly?

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report from DeLeon Springs, Florida, where bozo Jose Sanchez walked into the local Wells Fargo bank, headed straight for the manager’s office and said he was the boss of the bank and wanted “stacks of cash.” The fact that he was wearing sweats and headphones did not help his credibility. When the manager turned him down, he started banging on teller’s windows, again demanding money. Teller #1 asked for a debit or check card; teller #2 asked for his drivers license, which caused him to reply, “I don’t need it. I’m the boss.” He’s now the boss at the local jail as he’s under arrest.

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