Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Mike McPherson for sending in today’s report from Knoxville, Tennessee. Our unidentified bozo walked into a Dollar General store wearing a dark hoodie and a “wrestling mask” and asked a customer where a clerk was. He was directed to the the store manager who was stocking shelves. He then ordered the manager to open the safe, but the manager declined. Our bozo then repeated his request and added that he had a knife. The unflappable manager said, “Well, I have a bigger one,” and placed his hand in his pocket. Thinking this might not be the best day for a robbery, our bozo turned tail and fled.