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What, No Dessert?

It’s not even Valentine’s Day yet but it would appear the thoughts of at least one bozo have already turned to romance. From Manatee, Florida, comes the story of bozo James Franks who is accused of shoplifting $80 worth of beer, wine and steaks from a Walmart store. When questioned by the cops, he gave them the bozo excuse of the week. He told the police he needed the items “to impress a lady.” While all the world may love a lover, the cops apparently didn’t agree. He’s under arrest.

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