Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Naperville, Illinois. It seems bozo Jeremiah Brown broke into a car and stole a bank debit card. He then headed straight for the local Kmart and used it to buy a necklace. Noticing that the purchase would give him enough points to claim a free pair of earrings, he presented his Kmart customer rewards card to the cashier to get his credit. The cashier gave our bozo his earrings but noticed that the name on the rewards card did not match the name on the debit card. Oops. Cops were called and our bozo was soon arrested while riding his bicycle in the area.