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Do These Guys Get to Hang Four Stockings?

Our bozo criminal for today is definitely going on the “Naughty” list. From Gainesville, Florida, comes the story of bozo Timothy Lang who broke into a home around 3 a.m. and began gathering up wrapped Christmas presents to steal. After picking up 18 packages, the homeowners were awakened by the noise. And that’s when their four legged crime fighters sprang into action. The pooches ran downstairs, barking loudly. Our bozo quickly saw the error of his ways and headed for the door, leaving the presents behind. The cops were called and they used canines of their own to track our bozo to a nearby residence where he was found hiding in the bushes. He’s under arrest.

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  • Tom says:

    This guys not a bozo. Break-ins are prevented all the time by dogs!

    December 21, 2012 at 10:30 pm

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