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Well, Maybe I’d Take $250,000, But Not a Penny Less!

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Bolivia, North Carolina, where County Sheriff’s Deputies attempted to pull over bozo Jennifer Carson after they noticed her driving erratically. But instead of pulling over, our bozo sped up and led the officers on a chase that lasted 15 minutes and reached speeds of 70 miles per hour in 45 mile per hour zones. During that chase our bozo used her cell phone to dial 911. She told the operator that there was no emergency and that she would pull over for the cops in exchange for $300,000. Needless to say, the 911 operator did not take her up on her offer. The chase finally ended on a dead end street and our bozo was charged with DUI, felony fleeing to avoid arrest, driving with a revoked license, and careless and reckless driving.

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