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At Least He Didn’t Put His Eye Out

Bozo criminal for today comes from Tulsa, Oklahoma, where an unidentified 17-year-old bozo walked into a convenience store, pulled a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk took a good, hard look at the weapon and determined that it was, in fact, a BB gun. Realizing his life was not in danger, he told the bozo to forget it and get out of the store. Our bozo repeated his demands for cash several more times, only to receive the same stern rejection each time. Finally, realizing that it was futile, our bozo fled, right? Wrong. Instead he walked to the back of the store where he sat down and waited for the cops to come and arrest him, which they did.

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  • dawn says:

    DUH!! I am laughing at this story as I type this. The things that people do when they are being dumb never cease to amaze me because just when you think that you have seen it all and heard it all something odd comes up. Why would he wait for the police to come and arrest him?

    December 12, 2012 at 1:32 am

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