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Stolen? Call the Cops!

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Staffordshire, England where a couple returned to their home to find it had been burglarized. They called the cops to report a theft of over $16,000 worth of merchandise. What they failed to tell the dispatcher was exactly what the merchandise was. When the cops arrived, they were overwhelmed by the pungent smell of marijuana. And after questioning, the homeowners admitted that the theft was $16,000 worth of pot plants. The couple didn’t do themselves any favors when the wife went out into the yard and found a piece of glass which she threatened to use to cut her throat. At the same time, her husband grabbed a pellet gun and pointed it at the cops. Bad idea. They’re busted!

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  • dawn says:

    DUH!! What a bunch of dumbies!!! Something tells me that they have absolutely no brain cells left because if the did they would not have called the police and said that their stash of marihauna was missing.

    November 17, 2012 at 3:14 pm

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